Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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