at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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