Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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