Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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