i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Someone came in the potted fern
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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