Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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