So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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