he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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