Pants 0. Shit 1.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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