U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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