You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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