just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
