You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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