literally had 100 drinks last night.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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