i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
