I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
