So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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