I think i sorta joined a cult last night
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
