My girlfriend figured out who you are.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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