i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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