david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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