just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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