Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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