Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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