i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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