I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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