Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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