I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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