Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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