i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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