I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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