sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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