Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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