Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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