walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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