and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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