i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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