The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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