We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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