i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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