Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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