lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
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