My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I am midnight drunk by noon
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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