Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
