the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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