thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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