How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think my vagina is haunted
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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