we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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