i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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