worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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