So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
operation harelip BJ is a go
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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