WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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