i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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