Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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