you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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