Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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