So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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