There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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