Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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