Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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