dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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