i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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