How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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