another moral hangover. fuck.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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