god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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