O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
is it fun? or sober?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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