Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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