suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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