we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
high people should be assigned attendants
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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