just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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