I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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